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Through searching through their occupations descriptions I have discovered that:
I am a poor geologist (mostly due to my un-alcoholic ways)
I am also apparently a witch (due to my grammar correcting habits)
And while I'm not one, I found the picture of lumberjack eggs to be quite funny.

Fun car commercial

Normal vs. Nerd

Which way is your tact filter configured?

Fugio coin

The first penny designed by Ben Franklin for the Continental Congress apparently stated the motto: "Mind your [own] business".

ha ha

well, since it didn't fit, copy and paste the link to get the punchline...

love conquers all...

http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=0PBF67003BC-Bunny_Pit.jpg#67

More in strange news...

... dead man wakes up during autopsy.

MacGyver would be proud

Cool Little Miniature Stove!

And to further require parental supervision for our blog..

Exercise unleashes a bounce bras can't handle
Breasts fly up and down a distance of up to 8 inches, study says...

Grams and gramps are gettin' it on — get over it

Would be interested in people's reactions to the picture at the top of this article, given they discuss an earlier article containing a picture and "Much to my surprise, some readers were offended by the photograph of two old people kissing."

Council of Europe to vote on creationism

Resolution opposes the teaching of creationism in school science classes. "saying attacks on the theory of evolution were rooted "in forms of religious extremism" and amounted to a dangerous assault on science and human rights" including ID

Mr. Potatohead?

No! Mr. PotatoMASH. Check THIS site out for some pretty creative "mash ups" between Mr. Potatohead and some well known characters. My favorite is Yoda and his caption "Do or do not, there is no fry."

Update on Lawsuit of the Week

God responds to lawsuit.

Eurovision

Apparently made it onto one of my regular blogs that I read.
Read the article HERE - includes an interesting video and the even more interesting story behind it.

Some hammock time for a few bear cubs

Lawsuit of the Week

Nebraska State Senator sues God

Key quote:
Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terrorist threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”

Ahoy mateys!

Prepare ye'selves, fer Talk Like a Pirate Day this wednesday the 19th o' September.

Yar!

jubilation!

the spork has been recovered!!!

oh, the horror...

i hate it when i can't find the spork.

Strangest Commercial

THIS is by far the strangest commercial I've seen, and it's for Cadbury chocolate.

Any thoughts on what the ad people were trying to convey with this one?