FSM found hiding in the fossil record

Paleontologists uncover evidence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in 505 million year old mudstone but have incorrectly identified fossil as a jellyfish.

Link to the original scientific paper here.

Utopian Beer

Samuel Adams has just released its 2007 version of the beer Utopia, which clocks in as the most expensive and most alcoholic beer - $5 per ounce, and 27 percent alcohol by volume.

Patches

Oh and supercalafragalisticexpialadoucious!

what happened?

Um, i just clicked on the link and it said we have been downgraded to college/postgrad level. So unless my "that's hilarious" comment dropped us down a notch, i'm thinking we shouldn't have been quite so presumptuous about our intelligence level... clearly they're watching us... (scary?)

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happy birthday ruth

from O-dog, Sher-bear, and lee-cat (though i wanna be the bear, but it doesn't sound right lee-bear and sher-cat, though sheryl is the orange-haired one...)
and from melkor too. "meow meow meow meow meow meow... meow meow meow" ("shut up!")

Bananas

Thousands of Bananas Wash Up on Shore

melkor

hamsters are smart.
i say "shut up!" too. maybe i really do have a hamster alter ego...