Price check on reality, aisle 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Polls just released say that Bush's approval ratings are at an all time low - only 31 percent of the country approves of his job. In fact, this month marks the 38th consecutive month in which his approval rating has been below the halfway mark. Some back of the envelope math means that Bush has spent 97.4% of his second term with less than half of the country behind him. In other words he spent exactly one month of his second term enjoying an approval rating greater than 50 percent. And with the way things are headed, I can't quite imagine him getting another month with that high of an approval rating.

And still this man thinks he's the cat's pajamas.

Sometimes I just don't understand this country.

Election 2008

A new candidate is being thrown into the mix.

This American hero has helped to keep this country safe from terrorists for twenty years.

In '88 he defused a hostage crisis in LA, in '90 he foiled a terrorist plot at Dulles International Airport, in '95 he saved the New York Federal Reserve from a heist, and in '07 he brought the greatest cyberterrorism conspiracy in history to its knees.

Vote John McClane.