Donut/Cop High Speed Chase

After shoplifting eight giant red hot pickled sausages, Warren G. Whitelightning stole a Krispy Kreme truck, and did two laps around the parking before leading the cops on a high speed chase through Madison.

Assistant District Attorney Michael Verveer conceded that the scene described in the criminal complaint of several squad cars chasing a donut truck around the west side could elicit laughter from many.

"Because what you have is two different police agencies chasing the defendant in a stolen Krispy Kreme donut truck with donuts flying out of the back of the truck," he said.

Bananas

Thousands of Bananas Wash Up on Shore

Slightly Misleading, but

Cleaning ancient frescos with salad dressing

Well this should clear things up for us...

how to throw a 'progressive' dinner party.

Smoothies

An interesting variation on the common smoothie. Hmm, no thanks.

Carrots

For everyone else's entertainment/pondering... I just woke up from a nap, since I came home feeling very ill. Chilled, light-headed, headachy, shaky, slightly nauseous... I feel completely better now. This is at least the third time this has happened that I can remember, always immediately after eating... baby carrots. Can one have an allergy/intolerance to carrots?! I tried googling it, and carrot allergies that come up are more like typical food allergies- itching, hives, anaphylactic shock. Very weird.