After shoplifting eight giant red hot pickled sausages, Warren G. Whitelightning stole a Krispy Kreme truck, and did two laps around the parking before leading the cops on a high speed chase through Madison.
Assistant District Attorney Michael Verveer conceded that the scene described in the criminal complaint of several squad cars chasing a donut truck around the west side could elicit laughter from many.
"Because what you have is two different police agencies chasing the defendant in a stolen Krispy Kreme donut truck with donuts flying out of the back of the truck," he said.
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4 comments:
where did you find this?!
this has to be a joke.
the guy's name is Whitelightning!
It's real, though can't remember where I came across it
There is a video of the high speed donut chase where you can see the donuts flying out of the truck.
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