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Word of the Day

NEMESIS
Definition:
a formidable, often victorious opponent

Example:
The boxer devoted months of training to defeating his NEMESIS in the upcoming match.

Synonyms:
enemy, scourge


How is Owen surviving without one?

Gobo broker’s a truce between SLB and the ICO

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By Doingitfor Shitsandgiggles, AP Special Correspondent

Gobo broker’s a truce between SLB and the ICO

In a surprise move that no analyst would have ever dreamed of happening, the international negotiator Gobo, leader of the Fraggle Five, announced today a truce between Sheyl Leigh Boil and the International Clown Organization.



AFP Photo from left to right: Sheyl Lee Boyle, Bozo (along with his dog Schnitzel), and Gobo posing for a picture just after signing their historic truce at the ICO Knoebels headquarters.



Just before the signing of the truce ICO president Bozo was quoted as saying, “This was extremely unexpected, especially since SLB was quoted less than two weeks ago as saying that we were evil and called me personally, the DEVIL!!!!! We did not see this coming.” Gobo has said that he personally contacted SLB and had convinced her that all of this suspicion and name calling was not helping either side and a show of good faith was needed to calm mounting tensions between her and the ICO. Calls to SLB and her associate Melkor for comment were not immediately returned. Not all of ICO’s members hailed the truce. ICO’s security chief Pennywise was skeptical about SLB’s motives. “All I know is that I do not trust her and I will be keeping a close, personal eye on her and her associate, just waiting for them to make one wrong move, “ said Pennywise. He added, “SLB should know that I will be watching……………………………………

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FSM makes it big time

He's now listed, in all His noodley glory, in the Periodic Table of the Internet

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i thought i was a hamster, re: my myspace kung fu hamster guise, but, okay fine, i'll settle for being a CUTE PUPPY!!!

You Are A: Puppy!

Beloved by all, puppies are energetic, playful, and loving. Your playful and outgoing nature is part of what makes you a puppy. Known for their loyalty, puppies make great pets for young and old alike. And an innocent puppy face can melt anyone's heart!

You were almost a: Monkey or a Pony
You are least like a: Duckling or a TurtleWhat Cute Animal Are You?

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