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By Doingitfor Shitsandgiggles, AP Special Correspondent
Gobo broker’s a truce between SLB and the ICO
In a surprise move that no analyst would have ever dreamed of happening, the international negotiator Gobo, leader of the Fraggle Five, announced today a truce between Sheyl Leigh Boil and the International Clown Organization.
AFP Photo from left to right: Sheyl Lee Boyle, Bozo (along with his dog Schnitzel), and Gobo posing for a picture just after signing their historic truce at the ICO Knoebels headquarters.
Just before the signing of the truce ICO president Bozo was quoted as saying, “This was extremely unexpected, especially since SLB was quoted less than two weeks ago as saying that we were evil and called me personally, the DEVIL!!!!! We did not see this coming.” Gobo has said that he personally contacted SLB and had convinced her that all of this suspicion and name calling was not helping either side and a show of good faith was needed to calm mounting tensions between her and the ICO. Calls to SLB and her associate Melkor for comment were not immediately returned. Not all of ICO’s members hailed the truce. ICO’s security chief Pennywise was skeptical about SLB’s motives. “All I know is that I do not trust her and I will be keeping a close, personal eye on her and her associate, just waiting for them to make one wrong move, “ said Pennywise. He added, “SLB should know that I will be watching……………………………………
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1 comment:
I never had a fear of clowns...
... until now.
That last picture is CREEPY!
But congrats, SLB, on this truce! ;-)
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