It's the end of the world as we know it

cue the 80's flashbacks



Want to know what's going to happen when the Large Hadron Collider at CERN brings about the apocalypse when it starts up next month?
Just watch this informational video and find out!

Note: Successful trials already under way on the LHC have yet to cause the world to end. Lesser folks than myself may be tempted to doubt the coming armageddon, but I am mentally staying the course, and holding firm in my beliefs despite alleged evidence to the contrary.

Armageddon may have to wait

Since it seems unlikely to occur because of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN that's being built. If you were hoping for death by black hole, you'll have to figure out another way to do it than just loitering outside CERN.