Well, today is supposed to be doomsday, according to the one "expert" I posted about yesterday. I thought perhaps it would be a brilliant idea to keep a blog record of doomsday, at least as long as I have fingers to type and a head on my shoulders to keep observing with (who knows what will be the effects of the horror that will be doomsday).
Some day, some future mutant generation of intelligent cockroaches (the only things likely to survive a doomsday holocaust) may look back at this blog record and say "wow, that is some powerful record keeping of the last day of the world as that strange human population knew it, we should make this blogger famous, posthumously, and perhaps name a national holiday after her."
So here goes.
June 12
10:46 am: world still here, seems to be functioning normally (or as normal as is possible for this wacky wacky world). Note to self: I wonder why he picked this day, it would seem more fitting for it to be tomorrow, Friday the 13th. Oh well, not my place to back-seat organize a doomsday.
11:01 am: Possible portent of the end or is it what will be left of us after the end?
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11:13 am: stumbled across yet another portent of the end:
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A pig that doesn't like to get dirty and will only go in mud with booties on, definitely a sign that the end is near (see video
here). Next sign is expected to be snowman found not melting on Caribbean beach.
11:24 pm: still here, no sign of the apocalypse
June 13
10:16 am: well, we have all narrowly escaped yet another doomsday. This day should be a day of rejoicing - I declare today to be known forever more as The Day After The Day We Didn't Die in an Apocalyptic Sized Nuclear Meltdown.
Feel free to abbreviate (TDATDWDDASNM) in your calendars.
