Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

New Legislation: local edition

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Want to know what LI legislators spend their days legislating? Okay, maybe not, but I just couldn't quite believe that anyone would spend their time on THIS choice piece of legislation that puts candy cigarettes behind the counter.

Yes, you read that correctly - CANDY cigarettes are now being put behind the counter in an effort to eliminate their status as a gateway to smoking the real thing. Obviously the copious amounts of anti-smoking education these kids are exposed to are being overpowered by the natural progression from candy cigarettes to their close cousin real tobacco cigarettes.

I know we all asked for change from the politicians, but I'm fairly certain this wasn't what they had in mind.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Price check on reality, aisle 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Polls just released say that Bush's approval ratings are at an all time low - only 31 percent of the country approves of his job. In fact, this month marks the 38th consecutive month in which his approval rating has been below the halfway mark. Some back of the envelope math means that Bush has spent 97.4% of his second term with less than half of the country behind him. In other words he spent exactly one month of his second term enjoying an approval rating greater than 50 percent. And with the way things are headed, I can't quite imagine him getting another month with that high of an approval rating.

And still this man thinks he's the cat's pajamas.

Sometimes I just don't understand this country.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Catch 22

What goes through people's minds when they decide to break into someone's car and steal something? I mean, obviously it's something along the lines of "ooh, look, that person has something I want", but isn't there usually another thought closely following that says "oh, wait, this isn't my car, this isn't my stuff, so I better just go on my way"?? There should be. But obviously not. And it doesn't even matter if your car is locked or not, because if they really want it, there's little one measly pane of glass can do to keep someone from getting it.

So my philosophy on locking my car - someone looking in my car is probably (just a guess, here) not looking to steal my car (while I love Atilla, she's not a beauty nor is she in remotely stellar condition). And since replacing a pane of glass requires a significant amount of money (at least to the poor grad student), I only lock my car when what is in there is worth more than what it would cost to replace the window. This only, of course, holds true if the car is parked in a well-lit, well-traveled public place. If you park in the dark corner of a parking lot, you're screwed no matter what. They'll break into your car for your change (but of course only pick out the good coins, you know).

What really irks me, though, is no matter what you do, you still get screwed in the end. You, not them, have to replace the window, or replace what they lifted. So something that cost you nothing to get but is valuable to you (like a parking pass, for example), someone's thoughtless selfishness means you have to now dole out money to replace it and then live in fear that someone else is going to steal from you. I hate having to live and work in a place where I feel the need to lock my door every day. I want to live somewhere where I can actually trust the people I'm around not to do something dumb or selfish.

Now to go to Parking Services and report a stolen parking pass.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Please tell me this is a joke

"Spiritual Water claims its product helps you 'stay focused, believe in yourself and believe in God"



I can only be happy that the Franciscan Sisters of Little Falls, Minn have some common sense about the matter.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

I wasn't going to post anymore...

... since I'm starting to feel lame for being the only one to post here.

But this article was just too strange not to share.

Pop quiz:
Which is more disturbing:
(a) there are people SO gullible out there
(b) there are people so willing to take advantage of (a)
(c) there are people who don't know the difference between a dog and a sheep
(d) these people think they are responsible enough to own and care for a pet

***EDIT***
THIS has a much better picture! (And worse puns)

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Oh my...

Sometimes I don't understand people.