Americans are to knowledge as Sheyl is to _____

a) Long Island drivers
b) loud snotty-nosed kids
c) a certain person who shall not be named (*cough* rhymes with Furia *cough*)
d) people who mess up her lab space
e) all of the above

If you realized that the relationship theme in this word puzzle was "hostility" and thus answered e) you might want to check out this article from the NYTimes on the demise of an intelligent American culture.

As a side note the person referenced in choice c) could be classified as anti-rationalist, based on the article, which makes a lot of sense, though it in no way makes that person normal or sane or remotely human.

Today's Top 5 List

• The truth about double dipping!
• This would be a better idea, if it didn't already exist in our basement.
• I mean they get the ideas for porno videos from somewhere.
• At this point in my life, I had accomplished nothing.
• Were this a different group, I would make a very innapropriate joke referring to parts of my anatomy regarding this link.

For the record

I just don't understand the Japanese sense of humor.