Today's Top 5 List

• The truth about double dipping!
• This would be a better idea, if it didn't already exist in our basement.
• I mean they get the ideas for porno videos from somewhere.
• At this point in my life, I had accomplished nothing.
• Were this a different group, I would make a very innapropriate joke referring to parts of my anatomy regarding this link.

Today's Top 3 List

Sorry, it's busier here at JFK than at Islip.

Someone actually funded this study?!?
Some useless relationship advise for Sheryl
Who is protesting who here?

Today's Top 5 List

• Maybe the first thirty-seven times were a fluke!
• No one ever said birds were smart.
• Frank may save your life one day.
• Good news, if he dies, he'll probably get nominated for a Darwin award.
• Instead of writing a strongly worded letter of complaint to a retailer who has wronged you, throw gummy bears.

Today's Top 5 List

1. Today's half-baked hypothesis on the disappearing bees
2. Obligatory monthly gas price story
3. I didn't realize people were this desperate for action
4. If you wanted to define irony...
5. And lastly, for your viewing pleasure, may I introduce Chad Vader