My New Favorite Website

you park like an a$$hole

Check out the gallery for some laughs at how some people park.

Excellent example HERE.

California making strides against bad education

Okay, perhaps not all home-schoolers provide poor education to their children (aka students), but California has just passed a law criminalizing home-schooling without proper teaching certification. Read about it here.

Americans are to knowledge as Sheyl is to _____

a) Long Island drivers
b) loud snotty-nosed kids
c) a certain person who shall not be named (*cough* rhymes with Furia *cough*)
d) people who mess up her lab space
e) all of the above

If you realized that the relationship theme in this word puzzle was "hostility" and thus answered e) you might want to check out this article from the NYTimes on the demise of an intelligent American culture.

As a side note the person referenced in choice c) could be classified as anti-rationalist, based on the article, which makes a lot of sense, though it in no way makes that person normal or sane or remotely human.

Today's Top 5 List

• Maybe the first thirty-seven times were a fluke!
• No one ever said birds were smart.
• Frank may save your life one day.
• Good news, if he dies, he'll probably get nominated for a Darwin award.
• Instead of writing a strongly worded letter of complaint to a retailer who has wronged you, throw gummy bears.

Role Playing Games

They can lead to jail time if you're not careful!

ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!

That's a bit better. Wait.

No.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Okay, that's better.

Thanks

How not to...

collect scrap metal. More evidence of American intelligence, of the teenage variety.

Americans Are Stupid

Mud

I hate them, I hate them ALL!

Speechless

Just speechless.

People

and why I hate law types