Today's Top 5 List

• The truth about double dipping!
• This would be a better idea, if it didn't already exist in our basement.
• I mean they get the ideas for porno videos from somewhere.
• At this point in my life, I had accomplished nothing.
• Were this a different group, I would make a very innapropriate joke referring to parts of my anatomy regarding this link.

Americans Are Stupid

Away for a while...

I'm off to beautiful scenic Lake George, NY to present my research to a group of people who have no desire to listen to my research. I should be back on either really late on Wednesday or really early on Thursday. I payed my LIPA and Keyspan, if someone could mail it off Monday, that'd be great. The heat is off in the basement, and the windows are closed....

If for some reason you need to contact me try my cell (bad service I'm told) or the Sagamore Hotel at (518)-644-9400. I'll check e-mail sporatically. See you later...

I can't die yet...

... I've only seen 19 out of 100 of THESE