"Hello. Oh hey honey how are you? Oh no things are quiet here, not too much jihad today. What? Oh yeah I can get milk on the way home. Oh no, no, no... I did not forget to pick up Mahmuhd on the way home tonight.... What? Why are you always like this? Why can't we just be happy?
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"Hello yes, I would like to order a pizza. Large with everything on it, do you have that...no pork though. I SAID NO PORK!!! How long? Twenty minutes that will be fine. Yes delivery. No I will not tell you my address! This is an undisclosed location! You think we wage jihad from places listed in the telephone book! Hello? Hello?"
Hello?
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For the last time, NO there is no I.P. Freely here.
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Listen you little snot, you better pray I never find out where you live.
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